Why do you keep fidgeting in the mirror? Come here, I'll turn you on your dick

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

I'm not going to lie to you, honey — the first anal is always painful